Justin “Takes It Up His” Beaver
Hello all. Back from an extended winter/spring break of getting nothing done. So sit back, relax, put your fucking shades on (No Pity For a Coward FTFW) and get ready for the lulz.
If you don’t know who I’m referring to by the title, it’s Justin Bieber. It seems like this kid is the new Jonas Brothers, which was the new Kayne West, which was the new N’Sync, which was the new Backstreet Boys. So, if you’re a fan of overpaid no talent bitches like Ashlee Simpson then you MIGHT like this fucker.
To put things into perspective, he records with Kayne West, the destroyer of Daft Punk. Just for ruining Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, he deserves capital punishment. For all of you non-political savvy people, it means OFF WITH HIS FUCKING HEAD.
I was once at a friend of my mother’s house, who had a nine year old daughter, who had a poster of Justin Bieber that said. “I show my heart through my music.” There’s only one problem with that Justin. YOU DON’T WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING SONGS! When will you people understand that getting in front of all your screaming fangirls and fanfags, and sing something that IS SOMEONE ELSE’S and claims its about some chick that dumped you, THAT’S CALLED FUCKING PLAGIARISM.
And since you probably don’t know what that means, I shall make it easier for your high-school dropout mind can understand. It means that you’re a lying douchebag who purchased someone’s work and claimed it to be yours.
Fuck you.
Also he sounds like a prepubescent girl, and not in the good way, like Michael Jagmin and Vic Fuentes does. You claim to be fifteen and trust me I was fifteen last month and you look younger than me? What the fuck? If suddenly you annouced that you were a 13 year old sell-out, I wouldn’t even be fucking surprised.
KILL. YOURSELF. PLEASE.
Do the world and favor and end your pathetic existence.
On another note, it has been a good month in music, other than the fact that this faggot exists. First off, on March 9th, Isles & Glaciers EP, titled “The Hearts of Lonely People” was released on the internet, second on March 16th, the new From First to Last album called “Throne to the Wolves” was released. I already have a copy. Where’s yours?
Straight up.
KLTIOADJ
Peace bitches.
P.S Check out the new Skrillex track, it’s fucking sick. It’s the top one on the list and be discreet about this but a lot of Sonny’s music can be downloaded here
sonnymoore.org
myspace.com/skrillex
myspace.com/justinbieberisawhinylittlebitch
Emy said,
March 21, 2010 at 4:12 AM
Roflmao. This is why I love you. xD
Tomorrow, I shall show my sister this post.
She’s more anti-JB than I am.
(Sadly it doesn’t apply to the Jonas Brothers. Apparently they’re “hot?”)
Any girl who says Justing Bieber is hot is a fucking pedo!